cellophane flowers.

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via hipstereevee)

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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acidforests:

if you’re a girl and you hashtag cute hot lol sexy girls me single, there is a 123234% chance i hate you

(via bluntess)

dont ask me if im being sarcastic because most of the time i dont even know

(Source: australiansanta, via bluntess)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

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dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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