1. n4rc1ss1st:

    me:image

    you:image

    (via deeriebutts)

     

  2. 666meme:

    recltube:

    i should come with a warning label

    image

    (Source: hyclropump, via deeriebutts)

     
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    1. Child: mommy I'm sick
    2. Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
    3. child: but mommy I've been throwing up
    4. Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza
     

  4. unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    *drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

    me: oh….. let me get that right quick

    *hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

    (via twerking4sugardaddy)

     

  5. sexhaver:

    westindians:

    R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

    the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

    (via deeriebutts)

     
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  7. ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

    myface234:

    buckyoubucky:

    "A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

    I KNEW NEVER EVER TO TAKE SELFIES I feel nice now

    Don’t do that

    (Source: lady-dixon, via deeriebutts)

     
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